Reply to my HP

Dear Handphone

I was very apologetic about what you have complained about, till today. I really find you inferior to my dear Nokia and rather regretful about acquiring you. I do not understand why your alarm would not work if the phone is on silent mode. If I set an alarm after making you mute, wouldn't that mean it should override my earlier decision? Why can't you make a distinction between choosing to be awakened by choice and being disturbed by others through unsolicited calls/smses?

A pity I still have 2 years with you....

Yours regretfully
Owner